No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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