Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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