they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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