Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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