he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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