I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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