I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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