the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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