Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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