that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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