he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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