so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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