apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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