I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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