i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think your dad took our porno
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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