My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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