Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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