apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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