Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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