Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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