if i can run in heels then i can drive
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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