I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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