Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I AM VODKA MAN
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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