Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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