You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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