Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
