He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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