it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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