we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
