..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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