Whod you bang
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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