i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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