how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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