He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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