It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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