THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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