That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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