they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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