In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How external is "for external use only"?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
