shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
that may or may not have been my penis.
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