Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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