I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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