I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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