ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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