Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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