I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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