Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
North Korea, Best Korea!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Randomize
