brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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