Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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