I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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