I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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