why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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