Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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